Beer Goggles Anthology by Anthology

Author:Anthology [Anthology]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781640340428
Amazon: 1640340424
Publisher: Limitless Publishing, LLC
Published: 2017-04-23T23:00:00+00:00

Inning Three

“First things first, have you guys come up with any ideas on how we can do this?” I ask looking at all three expecting a whole list of ideas. When they don’t immediately start talking I look up to the sky in frustration, “Seriously?”

“Well, I thought I could get a balloon, fill it with the ashes, and throw it onto the field,” TJ says. He actually says that. I know, because I heard it with my damn ears, but I can’t believe it.

“A balloon,” I state. “And how is it going to pop?”

“I figured when it hit the grass it would pop, the ashes would scatter and voila, done.”

I stare at him for a moment, then say, “Next idea, please.”

“Don’t the players usually sign autographs at some point? We could go down and get some autographs and while someone is signing I can lean over the wall and dump them on the field,” Ruby suggests.

“It’s not a horrible idea assuming the field would be close enough when you lean over the edge, but you guys already missed the autograph time. They do that before the game even starts.”

“Oh,” Ruby says. “I didn’t realize it was before the game. I guess I’ve never gotten here early enough to see.”

“Anything else?” I ask hopefully.

“Cubs boy here is probably on the field all the time,” Opal says pointing at me. “Why don’t you just give him Dad’s ashes and he can take care of it the next time he’s down there?”

“Seriously, Opal? That’s so disrespectful. One of us should do it. Not someone Dad didn’t even know. No offense.”

“None taken.”

We’re all quiet, watching the game and reacting to the action in front of us. Maybe we’re hoping an idea will hit us by doing so. “I may have an idea,” I say.

“Yeah?” Ruby asks hopefully.

“Yes. There are a couple workers here that really like me.”

“Cocky much?” Opal asks rolling her eyes and I get irritated. “Do you want my help or not?”

“Yes, we want your help, ignore her,” Ruby pleads.

“Sorry,” Opal says half-heartedly and I know again that the only thing TJ likes about this girl is her ginormous tits because she has zero personality.

“Anyway, as I was saying, one of the people I’m talking about works near one of the field entrances. I may be able to distract her enough that you can get by her to do a quick dump and run. It would have to be fast, and I’m not sure if I can make it work, but it’s worth a try at least.”

“I’m willing to try anything.”

I hope she thinks the same thing when it comes to the bedroom. If that’s wrong to think, then I don’t want to be right.

“Does it have to be this game, and only this game? Maybe we use this game to come up with a plan and another one to initiate it?” TJ asks.

“I’d prefer to do it now if we’re going to do this. If I leave here and think about this more, I’m going to change my mind,” I tell them honestly.

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